lesdyxic

depends on what you're protecting it from

protect pipe in buried excrement

protect pipe in buried encasement

curmudgeon, or vampire?

Red heart pillow in a Valentine's Day clearance pile, read upside-down:

Bite Me

Be Mine

think of the residuals!

Bill Cosby Sex Change Update

Bill Cosby Sex Charge Update

neither were on my list anyway

Adult diapers

Audit designers

why, was he hunting with Cheney?

Powell's Head Explodes

Powell Leads Exodus

that's why i work there

Employers reward filthy behavior

Employers reward healthy behavior

depends on the day...

Daily Molester

Daily Motivator

plus, it's contagious

Herpes Harsh on Bush Policies

Hersh Harps on Bush Policies

can I choose the one I prefer?

We catch tax cheats.

We cash tax checks.

caffeinated volition

Espresso and Free Will!

Espresso and Free Wifi!