oh, never mind, then

April 03, 2008

are you uncomfortable NOW? how about NOW?

Association to Prevent Touching in Research

Association for Prevention Teaching and Research

but will there still be nude models?

watercolor class taught by Naked Lady

watercolor class taught by Lynda Nakeli

October 24, 2007

because asking for help--or an entree--is the first step

Please be sure to ask about suicidal spirals

Please be sure to ask about seasonal specials

October 12, 2007

Ted is old. DAMN old.

Christ is now 2/3 of Ted's age

Chris is now 2/3 of Ted's age

that's why she got the role in "boys don't cry"

Hilary Swank brings the necessary genitals and charm to a potentially one-dimensional role.

Hilary Swank brings the necessary gravitas and charm to a potentially one-dimensional role.

the teachers are just so damn tired

Schools Seek More Nonconscious Students

Schools Seek More Nonscience Students

May 02, 2007

not for the picky dieter

...butter lettuce soiled with vinaigrette

...butter lettuce salad with vinaigrette

April 11, 2007

wait, it gets worse...

Check all that apply:

I bite my nails and or testicles.

I bite my nails and or cuticles.

March 27, 2007

not exactly "the dog whisperer"

Dog training.
$8 paid in class for torturing manual.
Dog training.
$8 paid in class for training manual.

March 20, 2007

I got yer news item swingin', pal

...as reported in the Scrotum

...as reported in the Scotsman

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