October 12, 2007

the teachers are just so damn tired

Schools Seek More Nonconscious Students

Schools Seek More Nonscience Students

September 05, 2007

it makes me jittery anyway

For Christ Sakes

First Choice Kona

May 02, 2007

not for the picky dieter

...butter lettuce soiled with vinaigrette

...butter lettuce salad with vinaigrette

April 11, 2007

wait, it gets worse...

Check all that apply:

I bite my nails and or testicles.

I bite my nails and or cuticles.

for the children

Hot Families Needed!!
Host Families Needed!!

March 27, 2007

not exactly "the dog whisperer"

Dog training.
$8 paid in class for torturing manual.
Dog training.
$8 paid in class for training manual.

March 22, 2007

does this mean that Bill wasn't killed after all?

Survivors on the Uma Thurman Border

Survivors on the Thai-Burma Border

March 20, 2007

I got yer news item swingin', pal

...as reported in the Scrotum

...as reported in the Scotsman

March 13, 2007

where were you the night of the alumni dinner?

Alibi

Alumni

March 12, 2007

i would have been a great student

Harrassment & Evaluation for Trainers

Assessment & Evaluation for Trainers

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